I read somewhere that the key to a successful relationship is being able to forgive your partner and having a sense of humor. This guy’s psychopath girlfriend had better have both otherwise he might be found in a shallow grave in the woods somewhere.
This gentleman named Kaleb was not pleased with his girlfriend. So he took the time to sit down with her and discuss the problems in their budding relationship. Just kidding! He unleashed the thermonuclear bomb of pranks for clingy, over-possessive girlfriends.
This should go about as well as the soul-crushing moment when teenyboppers discovered that Zayn was leaving One Direction.
3… 2… 1…
DETONATE!
Watch how quickly things go from 0-“I’ma cut your balls off!”
Oh look, Kaleb has a visitor. Maybe it’s someone delivering Edible Arrangements. I can’t get enough of those chocolate-covered pineapples!
Nope. No Edible Arrangements. It’s Kaleb’s girlfriend and she appears to be in quite the hurry.
Something tells me that Kaleb’s girlfriend isn’t running to his house to give him a surprise beej.
Let’s all take a moment to pray for Kaleb.