Guy Tries Winning His Ex Back At Chick-Fil-A, It Ends With A Suplex And Several Blood-Curdling Screams

KAAAARIIINNNAAAAAAAAA!

Fuck, man. That’s how you end a relationship on a sour note, eh? Really can’t be emasculated anymore than getting fakely suplexed in a Chick-Fil-A while everyone looks on, only to let out shrieks of agony on par with a spawn of satan.

And I don’t care what anybody says, highlight of this video is the dude casually walking by him on his cell phone after the takedown, while the the poor guy is writhing/screaming on the floor in heartbreak.

Like, move over you sap, this is 2016 and I have a Twitter feed to check. On that note, ever hear of Tinder, bro? No? Well now you know, and you can totally find a new girlfriend on there in 1.5 seconds. If she’s never seen this humiliating video, that is…psycho.

[H/T Barstool Sports]