Why I won't date hot women anymore https://t.co/C5w6PpAmwi pic.twitter.com/DOV7bmTB3t
— New York Post (@nypost) April 13, 2017
The New York Post recently ran an article called ‘Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore’ featuring a 40-year-old man named Dan Rochkind.
No, really, this was something they put on the internet.
Here are a couple of excerpts…
“I could have [anyone] I wanted,” says Rochkind, now 40 and an Upper West Sider with a muscular build and a full head of hair. “I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”
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“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,” he says. “Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”
Wow, right? Wait, it gets even better. Somehow they finagled getting his fiancée, Carly Spindel, to participate in the article as well. So I guess that means that she’s not hot, right? Am I doing the math correctly here?
“[She] is a softer beauty, someone you can take home and cuddle with, and she’s very elegant,” Rochkind says. “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRUczxnAn1Z/
Needless to say once Twitter got hold of this people were simply not having it.
#SAVECARLYhttps://t.co/cl6B45DKRM pic.twitter.com/p6tmgQAqw7
— Jessica Kelly (@jsam1126) April 13, 2017
I feel like we should do a Go Fund Me for Carly, Dan Rochkind's girlfriend. https://t.co/X2f6sWTuIg
— katie rosman (@katierosman) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/852518726637203456
https://twitter.com/zachheltzel/status/852373173983002624
Looking forward to this guy’s followup columns, “Why I Don’t Breathe Underwater” and “Why You Can’t Borrow My Time Machine" pic.twitter.com/9N83d8MTrn
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) April 13, 2017
"Beautiful women get full of themselves" says this guy who is totally not full of himself. pic.twitter.com/485RKwNZH4
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/852518482843512832
https://twitter.com/amandamull/status/852502596023721984
https://twitter.com/_bmturner_/status/852522069585743873
this caption is so savagely written this has to be a piece of satire pic.twitter.com/yqL59UMkTO
— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/Jen_Face/status/852353226162745344
Maybe he meant "This article is why I won't date hot women anymore." pic.twitter.com/rQxP7volnL
— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/ReDDeViLNyC/status/852518773403811841
https://twitter.com/imatoofbrush/status/852528251394240512
One of the worst (non-geopolitical) things I've read all week. https://t.co/ciu9Syxai1 via @Jen_Face pic.twitter.com/mJZQ9WSYBG
— Alan 🟧 @GammaCounter@bsky.social (@GammaCounter) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/852494834355105796
https://twitter.com/wrikent3500/status/852530702864220160
https://twitter.com/margarita/status/852352158972432386
https://twitter.com/JessicaKRoy/status/852503962272051200
https://twitter.com/knguyen/status/852504344935235584
Carly, however, was quick to defend her fiance, saying the Post twisted his words.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzf5PlgHFv/
Ah yes, #fakenews. Problem solved.
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