This Guy’s Massive Text Rant To A Girl After Being Rejected Is Grade A Level Psycho

Protip: If you get rejected by a girl the LAST thing you do is go on an epic rant in a format, such as a text, where the girl can roast your ass all over the internet by screenshotting your stupidity.

Because that is exactly what Redditor LucidDreamCatcher did to this dude who dropped over 20 (!) straight text messages to her before eventually giving up.

Let his dumbassery be a lesson for us all.

I love when he tells her to “Say sum thing.”

Man, for the life of me, I cannot imagine why she didn’t want to be with this guy. He seems so level-headed.

Related: 11 Texts You Should Never Send Your Ex


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