Headline of the Day: Man Smuggles 10-inch Gun Into Jail By Way of His Rectum
Why would you put an unloaded gun up your two-hole? Can you get bullets in jail? Are they the new currency in prisons? Or maybe he wanted his fellow inmates to take notice that he likes it raw without directly saying “Hey, I'm up for being your power bottom.” There has to be a logical reason because good God, having that gun (pictured below) inside your a**hole looks like no pleasure cruise. Look how f*cking rusty and disgusting it is. In all sincerity, I hope he got a tetanus shot before he stuffed that in himself. Video from Huffington Post's report is also below.