If You’re a High Schooler Not Giving Your Prom Date a KFC Chicken Corsage, Why Are You Going to Prom?

This prom season, KFC debuted the pinnacle of its menu items: the chicken drumstick corsage.

For just $20, the buyer receives a corsage from a Louisville, Kentucky florist and a $5 gift certificate that can be used for an Extra Crispy, Kentucky Grilled Chicken or Original Recipe drumstick. He then gives it to his date, ensuring that their magical evening will begin with a chicken wing being pinned on a girl who has just spent around 16 hours getting ready. This is romance.

You can buy it (for real) right here.