Hillary Clinton’s Newest Campaign Ad Features Two Hot Lesbians Making Out

The 2016 presidential election has been downright unprecedented in the brutally racist, xenophobic, and intolerant way its been conducted. From Donald Trump calling for a ban on all Muslim immigrants, to candidates refusing to take any sort of supportive stances on reproductive rights for women, to straight up ass backward desires to return us to the social polices of the 1950s, it’s enough to make your throw your hands up at the American way.

It also enough to make you wonder where all the hot lesbians are.

Where are the hot lesbians, indeed? In fact, hot lesbians have been been absent from the 2012, 2008, 2004, 2000 (not counting Al and Tipper’s kiss), 1996, 1992, 1988, 1984, 1980, 1976, 1972, 1968, 1964, 1960, 1956, 1952, 1948, 1944, 1940, 1936, 1932, 1928, 1924, 1920, 1916, 1912, 1908, 1904, 1900, 1896, 1892, 1888, 1884, 1880, 1876, 1872, 1868, 1864, 1860, 1856, 1852, 1848, 1844, 1840, 1836, 1832, 1828, 1824, 1820, 1816, 1812, 1808, 1804, 1800, 1796, 1792, and 1788 elections.

There’s never been a danggum hot lezzie kiss in an American presidential election until today. In a new ad pushing for equal rights for LBGTQ people, Hillary features some fine biddies kissing.

If that isn’t reason enough to vote for her, I don’t know what is. Donald Trump ain’t never gonna have an ad with some lesbians kissing, and you love lesbians.

So vote Hillary. Not only did she gift us like a half-second of horny this Tuesday morning, she’ll also (at least somewhat) fight for a world wherein lesbians continue to get to kiss, which is a good thing.

[Via Slate]