“I have a love-hate relationship with Hillary Clinton” is something I would say if I didn’t actually just hate her. She’s like the chick from college who tries inexplicably hard to be one of the dudes. “Yeah, I’m just out here crushing chili cheese dogs, playing video games and brushing the back of my throat with penises. I’m just one of the guys but with boobs.” Not really. You’re literally a girl. There are some things that just don’t transfer between genders. Like genitals. Hillary will jump on literally any bandwagon available just to gain publicity. Hence this literally senseless ‘Pokemon Go’ reference she made the other day to “be cool”.
“I need to figure out how to get people to Pokemon Go to the polls.” Good one. Real winner. I definitely would be less upset if she wasn’t so proud of herself for that reference. That cheshire cat grin of pride is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on a human being. It doesn’t even make sense. Inserting the word ‘Pokemon’ into a sentence doesn’t make it cool or hip. “You have Pokemon cancer.” “Your wife fucked your Pokemon best friend.” “I hit your Pokemon dog with my car.” It just doesn’t work. Your logic is flawed here, Hil. That must be why Bill banged Lewinsky. You don’t bring anything to the table.