Hilarious Commercial Proves If Some Soda Companies Were Honest, They Wouldn’t Sell One Can

“If it’s hot out and you’re in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.”

We all know soda is terrible for our body, teeth and mind but this honest commercial parody from Cracked really nails how the companies peddling the toxic swill are just as bad as the drinks.

If soda companies were suddenly bit with the honest bug, they wouldn’t sell one can of soda. Imagine watching this commercial during an NFL game or The Bachelor? GOT YOU! You watch The Bachelor! HA! You pussy.

Seriously though, soda bad.

[via Cracked]

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