Damn it, Bro. Couldn’t make it easier on the rest of the dudes out there in the world, could you? You couldn’t have just taken a knee and popped out the ring, eh? Instead you *had* to shatter all expectations women have for men everywhere by making a custom pint of Telanti gelato to pop the question.
Reminds me of the dude who bought his girlfriend a puppy. GAG ALERT:
[H/T: Elite Daily]