Worried About Shark Attacks? Here’s How To Fight A Shark If You’re Ever Caught In That Situation

By 05.31.17

Shark attacks are virtually unheard of but that doesn’t stop people from worrying about them all the time. This tutorial on how to fight a shark will teach you everything you need to know if you are ever caught in a shark attack situation. Again, shark attacks are extremely rare and thus this information is practically useless. But just because you’re not likely to ever be attacked by a shark it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t know how to fight a shark, right?

Sometimes we need to absorb useless information just for the sake of learning something new. However, there is a tiny, minuscule, fraction of a chance that you might one day come face to face with a shark. So why not go ahead and arm yourself with the knowledge of how to fight a shark while you’re sitting around doing nothing?

Do you really want to find yourself in a shark attack situation one day and think ‘shit, Cass from BroBible tried to get me to watch that video on fighting sharks and I was too lazy to watch but now I’m being attacked by a shark’? No, you don’t want to find yourself in that situation. Maybe it’s the years of Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts my parents forced me through but even as an adult I prescribe to the ‘Always Be Prepared’ motto. And that’s precisely why I’m here today to share this ‘how to fight a shark’ video with all you bros out here. Now, get to watching!

[h/t TastefullyOffensive]


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