Watch This ‘How to Have Cybersex’ Video From the 90s, Be Grateful Life Is No Longer this Miserable
I’m trying to process what I just watched.
I’ve always had difficulty understanding who would want to have old school, camera-free cybersex or even phone sex. It never appealed to me. The same goes for sexting, which I guess is today’s version of this ridiculous video. Even when I was single, I couldn’t do it. “You up?” and literally nothing else was my idea of a sext. I’m an all or nothing kind of guy. It was either “come over and fuck me” or “I’m going to watch porn.” There was no middle ground for me. There was no cumming from reading a ridiculous text-passage about what a girl wanted to do to me. I’m not ungrateful or anything, I love hearing a girl wants to suck my dick till her head explodes — IT’S FLATTERING! — but I’m sorry, that will never turn me on.