Ain’t no words. The fact that your husband is deployed and putting his life on the line for not just you but your entire country is admirable; you’d think that his wife would be able to keep her pants on for at least 20 minutes in the meantime. Getting deployed overseas and fighting for your country vs. “Oh no I’m so lonely and this baby won’t stop crying…someone please bone me” = yerrrr a piece of shit.
Kudos for r/Tinder for finding this impending divorcee.