God damnit, talk about a plot twist. If I had to bet on who would win a fight between the kid who just ran through a fucking glass window and the one who didn’t, smart money would be on the dude who set the tone by making his own doorway. No sane person would ever bet against a real-life Stone Cold entrance. Glass breaks annddd then his face breaks. Live and die by the 3:16 I guess.
Dude had a quicker fall from grace than Joe Paterno.
P.S. Yo bro, after your jaw gets wired shut, you’re going to need to pay for that window. Shouldn’t be too financially stressful on top of the intensive care unit bills.
[NY Daily News]