Ken Bone‘s Fifteenth Minute is a short video made by IZOD urging people to “be heard” and “vote” in this election. Naturally they send this message through Ken Bone, the viral sensation from the second Presidential Debate who just so happened to be wearing an IZOD sweater at the time.
Since Bone’s breakout performance at the debate, it has been virtually impossible to get your hands on the same IZOD sweater he was wearing. The good news, however, is that if Ken Bone is your style icon (God help you), you can buy the same sweater he was rocking in just about every other color. So that’s nice.
What I really want to know, out of anything related to Ken Bone, is how much money has he milked out of these 15-minutes of fame? Has to be over $250K at this point, right? And if there are two things that I want to know, the second is how does he know that he, for a fact, likes Jennifer Lawerence’s butthole? What kind of information is this man privy to? What else does he know?