Which really, when you think about it, is living your best life. What’s the point of being a rich celebrity women love and owning an extravagant home down the street from the Playboy mansion if you have to walk outside to get there?
Fuck that. No, that ain’t for Jack Nicholson and it really shouldn’t be for anyone. When Jack Nicholson wanted to go to the Playboy mansion, he took an underground tunnel built specifically for him.
Damn, imagine the tail you can pull showing that off? Hey, honey, wanna fuck under the Earth?
From Playboy.com
One of our editors was in the office archives pulling photos for a feature set to run on Hugh Hefner’s birthday. He found some Polaroids from 1977 that showed a large excavation project at The Mansion. We asked the new general manager at The Mansion about these photos. He said, very matter-of-factly, “that’s probably when they built the tunnels in the 70s.
Surprised, rightfully, about this news, the staff of Playboy went digging and found blueprints for tunnels that led to the houses of some of the biggest Bros in Hollywood’s heyday, the 70s.
So, according this blueprint, tunnels were built to the homes of “Mr. J. Nicholson,” “Mr. W. Beatty,” “Mr. K. Douglas” and “Mr. J. Caan.” We’ll go ahead and assume they’re talking about Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas and James Caan – all of whom lived near the Playboy Mansion during the late 1970s and early 1980s. There are no dates on the architectural schematics, but the dates on the Polaroids were from 1977.
Imagine going to the Playboy mansion in the 70 and 80s. God bless that must have been sex heaven.
It is believed the tunnels were closed up in 1989. None of the involved participants agreed to comment about it to Playboy, including Hugh Hefner. You can see the blueprints here.
What do you think, Bros? True? I wouldn’t put anything past Jack Nicholson, especially not something that involved finding a faster way to fuck.