Incredibly ironic that douchebag Jared Fogle was brought down by a 2-year-old. It’s a 2-year-old dog, named Bear, but just play along and pretend it was a little kid that got the asshole busted for paying for underage sex.
Bear, age 2, is one of only a handful of K9 dogs in America capable of sniffing out storage devices. “Bear is unique because he can sniff out SD cards, thumb drives, external hard drives, iPads and micro SD cards,” said Bear’s handler, Todd Jordan, “It’s something we probably can’t smell.”
Authorities are now saying evidence discovered by the canine officer, specifically a hidden thumb drive, was a key factor in building the case that led Jared to confess.
Foiled by a dog and thumb drive. I wonder if the dog found it in that fucking creepy pair of old fat pants Jared used to carry around with him.
[via Some eCards]