First off, how did I not know a party of this magnitude existed before yesterday when I posted that Crusader dude trust falling to his death? Everyone else did. And I’m still not sure what occasion would warrant such madness and why attendees are dressed like lunatics.
I just wish there was a way of finding out any information you could conceivably need within seconds. Oh, nice.
According to Google, it’s herpes and the Manasquan Around the World Party is a monumental weekend at the Jersey Shore where every house in the neighborhood represents a different country and the booze provided at each house correlates to their given country. (i.e. America = Budweiser, Ireland = Guiness, Russia = Vodka, North Korea = Kim Jung Un’s jizz, and so on…).
Here are highlights of the 2015 recap video in GIFs
When your crush roll into the party and you want her to notice you but you nervous as fuck.
When you having sex and the condom start suffocating your meat popsicle
When your friend gives you his Brazzers password
When you’re making a Manasquan video and you don’t capture NEARLY enough footage of the chick in the white bikini shaking her boobies.
When you and your boy approach two smokes at the bar and you tell a shitty joke but he don’t bail you out with a fake laugh