Congratulations, Ashton Carter! You’re the new Secretary of Defense!
And, as tradition dictates, we’re going to put you to the test immediately.
The challenge? Staying cool as Vice President Joe Biden clutches your wife and whispers gently into her ear as you’re being sworn in.
Biden hanging onto Ashton Carter’s wife (and whispering things) at Carter’s swearing-in pic.twitter.com/qc911pu1GT
— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) February 17, 2015
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Will you keep it together or will you completely lose your damn mind?
Will you allow Biden to keep his big chompers intact or will you knock them out with one swift jab?
It’s a good thing ol’ Creepy Joe has shown no interest in running for the Oval Office. Finding a photo of him participating in behavior not befitting of a president isn’t exactly difficult.