KANGAROO FIGHT! KANGAROO FIGHT! KANGAROO FIGHT! KANGAROO FIGHT! KANGAROO FIGHT! KANGAROO FIGHT!

by 1 year ago

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What made these two kangaroos so angry that they throw down in an epic marsupial death match?

Its gotta be a fight over a chick kangaroo right? Left kangaroo probably hit on right kangaroo’s lady friend after a few Fosters.

Maybe the right kangaroo impregnated the left roo’s girlfriend and they’re getting ready to appear on Maury to decide who the father is of her lil joey.

The fight probably started off something like this.

“Fuck off ou bloody bushie Bogan!”

“Oi mate, you fuck off ya dipstick drongo!”

“Ya got a gutful of piss and you’re being a rotten yobbo!”

Look at these two roos put on a kickboxing clinic. That tail looks super advantageous. Why kick with just one leg, when you can balance on your tail and give a mighty kick with BOTH of your legs? Hey evolution, I think you fucked up this time by getting rid of tails.

Thank goodness neither one of the combatants attempted to take on this beast.

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TheChive



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