Internet Hero Ken Bone Offered Big Bucks From A Porn Company To Take People To The ‘Bone Zone’

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Ken Bone won America’s hearts during Sunday night’s Presidential debate. Well, him and his suh-weet red sweater. (That he almost didn’t wear!)

Naturally, as is always the case with anyone who garners 15 minutes of fame, those in the adult film industry want to capitalize. (Remember that Ted Cruz doppelganger? Yeeesh. Perhaps it’s best if you didn’t.)

Anyway, seeing a golden opportunity to cash in, CamSoda has made American icon Ken Bone an offer he will probably refuse…

It reads…

Dear Mr. Kenneth Bone,

I hope this letter finds you well. During last night’s debate you captivated the world with your question about energy, your red pullover, and quite honestly, just you being you. While Donald and Hillary continued to bicker, we were especially distraught that your questions didn’t receive the appropriate attention it deserved.

With that being said, I would like to formally extend an offer for you to participate in a live show broadcast from our platform, CamSoda.com, to our millions of fans. The show can cater to your specificities but we were thinking you could take us all to the Bone Zone and tell/show us what you’re all about. In return for your participation in a live, hour long broadcast via our site, we will pay you $100,000 and provide you with 25 throw-away cameras to use at your disposal. Who knows, maybe you’ll decide to announce you’re running for President.

And don’t fret, we’re pros at this stuff. CamSoda is a leading adult entertainment webcam platform and has a fully functioning live streaming cam house where models share their lives with the rest of the world. We recently launched the first ever live-stream virtual reality experience to overwhelming success.

We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. In the interim, please feel free to check out CamSoda.com for more details.

Best regards,
Daron Lundeen
President

Yeah, that’s probably not going to happen. And apparently neither is me getting to score one of Ken’s sweet red pullovers, dammit.

Guess I will just have to settle for this…

FEEL THE BONE, BABY!
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