The twitterverse is an unforgiving place. Anyone can call Dwayne Johnson a “pussy” in almost full certainty he won’t show up to their door and drop a People’s Elbow on their ass. Anonymity can transform the biggest Beta Males into tough guys, but sometimes it can provide celebrities with a harsh reality that the ‘Yes Men’ they surround themselves with wouldn’t dare bring to light.
It stings to see comments in my posts that read, “Can we all just line up and punch Matt Keohan in the face?” or “This dude Matt is a HUGE pole smoker,” but it’s a good self-reflection tool; What in particular motivates a group of strangers to want to punch me in the face? When was the last time I smoked a giant pole? These are the tough questions that I need to ask myself to stay hungry. For some giant pole.