Kim Jong-Un Says The US ‘Declared War’ By Blacklisting Him And I’m Sure Washington Is Shaking In Their Boots

by 2 years ago

Kim Jong-Un is like the fat rich kid who always tells all the kids who bully him that his dad is going to hire people to come beat them up, no matter how much the kid was asking to be stuffed in a locker. “Hey Barack, nice jacket!! Where’d you get that? The poor person store?! Hey, Vladimir, what’re you doing? If you throw me in that locker, I swear the fuck, I’ll have my dad bomb you guys so hard your descendants will be bathing in nuclear fallout for the remainder of human existence!!” No one takes his threats seriously. So I really don’t think anyone is that concerned about Kim Jong-Un officially declaring war on the United States after being placed on their sanctions blacklist over human right violations.

Via Sky News:

“The US made a “declaration of war” by putting the North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un on a sanctions blacklist, Pyongyang has claimed. Taking the action, Washington accused the dictator of overseeing widespread human rights abuses, which had made the isolated communist state “among the world’s most repressive countries”. In response, North Korea severed its official lines of communication with the US and said dealings between the two nations must now be dealt with under “war law”.

Han Song Ryol of the North’s foreign ministry said: “The Obama administration went so far to have the
impudence to challenge the supreme dignity of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea in order to get rid of its unfavourable position during the political and military showdown with the DPRK.

“The United States has crossed the red line in our showdown. We regard this thrice-cursed crime as a declaration of war.”

The sanctions imposed on Kim placed a freeze on any properties he may own in America and prevented him from doing business with US citizens. Ten high ranking North Korean were also blacklisted by the US over alleged human rights abuses. Political prison camps across North Korea are estimated to hold between 80,000 and 120,000 detainees, including children.”

Oh no. The smallest country in the world that has a collective national IQ of the Los Angeles Lakers has declared war on us? Whatever will we do. Honestly, North Korea never fails to boggle my mind. They always talk about how powerful and great they are but then turn around and keep their citizens as uneducated and poorly provided for as humanly possible. If a bunch of American forces suddenly poured into the country, I’m not even sure they would know how to react. Have they even seen anyone who wasn’t Korean before? I don’t realistically understand how Jong-Un can say that he has nuclear weapons when their education system is based around the concept of making sure he is the smartest man in the country and literally nothing else. There’s just no way that he’ll ever cross the US directly. At most, he’ll lob a few missiles across the border and destroy parts of South Korea, succeeding in pissing off all of their allies, including the USA. And like two days later the entire country of North Korea will no longer exist after all of the South Korea’s allies launch hundred of missiles their way. So yeah, Jong-Un can be all sorts of butt hurt because the rest of the world doesn’t support his ‘prison camp’ rhetoric but, at the end of the day, I don’t see them doing much except trying to convince us how big their dicks are. And, judging by Kimmy J-U’s physique, I don’t think it’s that big.


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