VIDEO: Large Lady Uses Food Fight as Diversion to Steal Two Pizzas
Some bloggers are calling this woman a hero. As a food fight in France breaks out, the lady square in the middle of the video reaches down and picks up two pizza pies.
She is a hero, they say, because she saved the pizza from water and soda.
HA! Look at her. Right at the end. She turns away. She sees an opportunity, and she is fucking taking it. She is never coming back.
She is now two pizzas richer, and on the lam for life.
Hero my ass.