Remember that time when Donald Trump defended the size of his penis in a Republican debate earlier this month, guaranteeing there’s “no problem” down there and for a few moments we all pictured something that looked similar to a pubey chicken gizzard? I don’t know, at least I did. I haven’t eaten since.
Trump’s endorsement of his own manhood prompted a scathing open letter from Hustler Magazine founder Larry Flynt offering to fact check the Donald’s claim.
“I have a team of doctors ready today to conduct the examination required to confirm your boast,” Flynt wrote. “If you reject this offer, I can only conclude that you are not the man you say you are and that your bragging about your penis size is as fraudulent as Trump University.”
Flynt, an avid First Amendment defender, recently sat down with the Daily Beast to discuss the political circus, but more importantly, Donald’s cock.
Via Daily Beast,
In an open letter to Donald Trump you offered to have doctors examine and verify the size of his penis. Do you think the size of a man’s penis could affect his ability to lead or govern?
I definitely think there’s a lot of truth there. Not necessarily in relation to a man’s fingers, but the kind of cars he drives and the kind of buildings he builds, it all has to do with trying to compensate maybe for a lack of manhood. Trump’s probably got a three-inch dick.
God damn, a FULL two inches below the American average. I own pen caps longer than that.
Flynt continued to take shots at trump, likening him to Mussolini, the founder of fascism. He also calls Trump supporters mental midgets and mouth breathers, more or less.
Speaking of Trump, were you surprised that he’s turned it into such a media circus, making the size of his fingers in relation to the size of his penis actual talking points?
No, I’m not surprised. There’ve been other people in history that have been a lot like Trump. I just watched a documentary about Mussolini and it’s uncanny the resemblance they have, not only in their speech but their whole persona. Trump controls what I call the low-information voters, the low-hanging fruit. I think very few intelligent people are going to be voting for Donald Trump.
No matter how bad your day gets, at least your dick wasn’t compared to a Jolly Rancher and your persona likened to one of the most hated dictators in the history of mankind. Hang your hat on that.
Flynt vs. Trump
[h/t Daily Beast]