Do Something Useful With Five Minutes of Your Life for Once, and Learn How to Taste Scotch
Highland Park wants to teach you how to properly taste scotch. As a white male, this is literally the most useful way you can spend five minutes of your life.
Like, did you know that you can tell the alcohol content of a scotch just by watching it drip down the sides of a glass after you spin it? (You will learn how to properly spin a glass here, too.)
If you want to succeed in life, you need knowledge like this.