Lolo Jones Wins Top Prize for the Most Insufferable Tweet of the Day
I had the same exact expression on my face after reading this tweet.
Thank God I woke up. Having a nightmare. I had no abs. I was going into shock. Murder me in a dream but never no abs it was too much
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 4, 2014
Oh, yes, murder me, but please don’t take away my beloved abs. Anything but my abs. Get fucked, Lolo.
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