Girl On Twitter Finds The Longest Cheeto You’ll Ever See

There’s nothing quite as satisfying as finding a weird-shaped Cheeto. Hell, sometimes such a find can make you rich, with a Cheeto shaped like Harambe the Gorilla pulling over $100,000 on Ebay a few months ago.

This Cheeto Puff belongs in the Cheeto hall of fame. Look how long it is! It snakes like a perfect serpent. Incredibly, it wasn’t broken in the bag.

I can’t imagine how satisfying it was to discover such a treasure. Please, Smithsonian, preserve this beautiful creation in your archives forever. Eating such a creation is blasphemy — delicious, cheesy blasphemy.

https://twitter.com/weedbees/status/847951466543423490

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com