The Trump era officially begins on Friday when he’s sworn into the position of President Of The United States, followed by a 3 Doors Down (lol) concert at the Lincoln Memorial. If all that inspiring version of “Kryptonite” and star-spangled MAGAing makes you rock hard for your fellow red-blooded Trumpkins, now you can sign up for a dating service just for those who adore the message of our future Supreme Tangerine Leader.
Introducing TrumpSingles.com, a dating site just for Trumpkins (no snowflakes with participation trophies or libtards allowed). Tagline is more obvious than Tomi Lagren wagging her finger or a Scott Baio Fox News appearance: Make Dating Great Again.
It’s actually receiving so much traffic right now that it’s crashing, so you might have to wait until after the Inauguration dies down to seek your Trumpkin soulmate for a discrete country club OTPHJ. Staining those khakis around a bunch of racist used car dealers is the only way to satisfy that that rock-hard MAGA erection.
Sorry, Trumpkins. No “seeking golden showers” option on the profiles…. Yet.
UPDATE: TrumpSingles.com has been around for a few months, but now they’re really starting to take off with the Trump Train steaming out of the station and into Washington to #draintheswamp.
Twitter, naturally, is having a field day:
https://twitter.com/lucasnye/status/821854315128221696
https://twitter.com/heypartisan/status/821763757369999362
https://twitter.com/MOWaterhouse/status/821526608750215168