Man Gets Booted From Starbucks After Hitting On A 16-Year-Old Barista Has An Interesting Defense

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See that man with the McDonald arch haircut? That man is Lucas Werner, a 37-year-old man from Spokane, Washington. He recently received national attention after he tried to shoot his shot with a 16-year-old Starbucks barista after she said he was ‘funny.’ Werner, who did not know the age of the barista when he presented her with a dinner date offer, has been labeled a “creep” by thousands after the below post recalling his version of the story.

Instead of calling in to complain about “ageism,” hundreds posted on Starbucks’ Facebook page to praise them for banning a “predator,” “creep,” and any and all names Jerry Sandusky was called.

When you start to peel back the layers and dig into Werner’s Facebook page, it’s evident that any father would rather have Charles Manson look after their daughter than this dude.

And then there’s this.

Wait, dude. Did you say RED ROBIN!?

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Hey bro, if you’re reading this, allow me to give you one two-worded bit of advice that will help you with the rest of your existence on this earth: Do Less.

[h/t Some eCards]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.