Man Catches KFC Employees Watching Porn, Which Could Explain The Runny Mashed Potatoes

by 3 years ago  •  3 Comments

Brilliant. KFC rolling out this new Porn and Fried Chicken business model will deem Popeyes irrelevant within the month. Cool Popeyes, thanks for the bucket of delicious Louisiana-style chicken, but no thanks for literally zero porn. Like not even one nipple slip.

KFC has solved the age-old dilemma of having to wait to finish your popcorn chicken before you can start masterbating. Because nothing makes me hornier than shoving dangerous amounts of trans fat into my face in the seductive ambience of fluorescent fast-food lighting. God, I just felt my drumstick tingle just thinking about it.

Looks like I know where I’m taking my date tonight.


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