Man Caught ‘Masturbating Vigorously’ In Public For A Very Curious Reason

By 05.14.17


Jerk Off

There probably isn’t a valid reason to jerk off in public, but Terry Lee Andreassen believed he could take the law into his right hand and masturbate in public.

Terry was jerkin’ the gherkin in downtown Portland when a police officer caught him in the act on May 3. The cop saw the 59-year-old man “with his erect penis exposed to the public” and “masturbating vigorously.” I say masturbate vigorously or go home.

When Andreassen saw the officer, he quickly “put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away.”

From KPTV:

The officer stopped the man and asked him about his behavior. Court documents state the suspect, 59-year-old Terry Lee Andreassen, replied that he was on methamphetamine and wanted to go back to prison because he “fucking hates Portland.”

I wouldn’t be too hard on Mr. Andreassen and respect him for his honesty.

Apparently, this isn’t Terry’s first one-handed rodeo and has been convicted of public indecency several times going back to at least 2001.

An affidavit from a 2014 felony conviction for public indecency says that on Aug. 30 of 2014 Andreassen was observed “stroking his penis outside of his pants” and that he was “staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line.” Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.

Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail.

What a jerk off.

Today is your lucky day! Read one public masturbation story, get one public masturbation story FREE!!!

Oregon isn’t the only place for publicly choking your chicken because a New Jersey man was also caught waxing his dolphin.

Ismael Esquilin from Passaic, N.J. stopped his 2005 Dodge minivan in the middle of the New York-bound lanes of the Lincoln Tunnel at about 7:15 p.m. last Thursday. When officers approached the van, which was still running, Esquilin was standing up inside it, removing his clothing and masturbating. You guys who stand up while masturbating are weird. You guys who stand up while masturbating in a van in the Lincoln Tunnel are super weird.

The 48-year-old man was said to be high on PCP when he was caught red-handed and found crack cocaine and PCP in the van.

Esquilin was charged with a DUI, drug possession, reckless driving, and impeding traffic.

New Jersey and Oregon WTF stories, where you at Florida?

[OregonLive/NJ.com]


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