Man Goes Down on Woman, Smells Something Weird—It’s Poison
From the Mirror:
A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.
The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.
Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.
The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.
The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.
Next time your girlfriend wants you to give her oral and you're not totally feeling it, question if she's trying to poison you. And if you go down and it's not smelling 100%, confirm that she is truly trying to poison you. Science.
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