Meet The World’s Biggest Dipshit Who Robbed A Bank And Then Immediately Posted Videos Of It On Instagram

Let it be known that if you waltz into a bank and hand a teller a note that says, “Give me $150,000, don’t call the police until after I leave, and please make sure the money doesn’t blow up on my way out” you have just ROBBED THAT FUCKING BANK. Please realize that. Because 23-year-old, Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca of Virginia Beach didn’t. Or at least that is what his current defense strategy is. “I just asked her for the money, Bro. She could have said no.”

Per WTKR:

NewsChannel 3 spoke to Alfonseca about the incident. He wanted to give shout outs to Michelle Obama, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.

He says he did not rob the bank, he just “asked for the money.”

“I don’t know how I’m a robber because I asked for it. She could have said no, and I could have left,” he says.

He says he posted it on Instagram to protect himself from police who may have said he was armed. He also wanted to show his social media followers what he was doing.

“I handed the letter to the woman. I recorded her as it was happening, you know,” says Alfonseca.

They should put him away for life just for being so criminally stupid.

Here’s Alfonseca’s note…

Here’s Alfonseca handing said note to a bank teller…

Here’s said bank teller pulling out $150,000 to hand to Alfonseca because — oh, I dunno — she doesn’t want to die.

Here’s Alfonseca singing in the shower. Something that will FOR SURE make him a smash hit where he’s about to live for the next 15 to 20 years.