Man Wakes Up Only to Realize He Slept the Night with an EIGHT-FOOT Crocodile Under His Bed

By 09.18.13

How does one react to this realization? Seriously. I think all my bowels would simultaneously void causing the monster to become aroused and murder me on the spot. Clearly that's now how tough-guy-party-of-one, Guy Whitall, handled the situation, but I'm damn certain that's how my pussy ass would have reacted. I'd be dead in a pile of my own piss, vomit, and shit. A fitting end to a life horribly lived, if ya ask me. 

 

Maybe they will learn to keep the doors closed from now on…

[Photos via ABC News H/T Gawker]


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