After Getting Owned By Chris Christie And Losing New Hampshire, Marco Rubio Got Bitched By A Candy Bar


 
For the longest time this primary season, Jeb Bush’s campaign was the saddest thing imaginable.

But Marco Rubio is making a run at that title, putting forth the most embarrassing week of any Republican candidate.

First, he got hammered by Chris Christie for speaking only in repetitive, trite sound bites.

Then, when he repeated himself again at a campaign rally days later, he faced legitimate accusations that he was a robot.

And now this. He broke a tooth on a Twix.

Poor dude.