McDonald’s Spared NO EXPENSE Creating the New Happy Meal Character

The most famous restaurant chain in the world just unveiled its newest brand ambassador after what must have been several long minutes of work.

Meet Happy, a “new animated Happy Meal character that brings fun and excitement to kids’ meals while also serving as an ambassador for balanced and wholesome eating. Happy will be introduced nationwide May 23, and will encourage kids to enjoy fruits, vegetables, low-fat dairy and wholesome beverages such as water or juice.”

Look at this freakin’ guy. He looks straight out of the Number Munchers computer game from the early 1990s. Is McDonald’s art department really that far behind the 8-ball?

The name Happy, too … at least come up with a second idea.