New Study Reveals Men’s Favorite Types Of Lingerie And… Yea, We’re All Horny, Basic Bros

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Men. Men.

Men.

We are simple mens. We love tits and grilling and playoff football and beer. Beer. Beer’s so god damn good. I had one last night. Love beer.

Come to think of it, I would love some tits and some grilled burgers and some playoff football and beer right now. Wouldn’t you?

Wouldn’t you?

Yea. Yea you would. So given our basic tendencies in life, it’s no surprise that our preferences in ladies underwear are as straightforward as they come. What do men want women to wear? Nothing elaborate like corsets or … see, I don’t even know any other types of fancy panties. I don’t even think a corset is a type of panty.

No, men prefer a push-up bra and a thong. That’s it. Ask Men and The Huffington Post got together and surveyed a bunch of Bros to ask about their underwear preference. Those were the clear winners.

Thongs beat out cheeky briefs on the bottom half, while push-up bras won over bralettes, which I’ve never even heard of. They sound like a French cheese.

You can see the full results here.