This was pretty much this first thing I saw when I woke up this morning. My alarm went off, I snooozed for like an hour, I opened my laptop and BAM.
“Clueless guys taste flavored lube,” by Cosmopolitan Magazine.
How am not supposed to click on that shit?
“Oh. We’ve got some liquids.” That poor first guy is going to regret saying that for the rest of his life.
Now if you need me, I’m gonna go wretch up last night’s cold pizza.
[Via @ali_drucker]
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