Michigan Man Arrested for Giving His Incarcerated Girlfriend the Gift of Watching Him M*sturbate

by 6 years ago

According to the Smoking Gun

According to cops, Doxey was spotted outside the Muskegon County lockup around 5:20 AM. Wearing only a blue jumpsuit, he was pleasuring himself while illuminated by one of the vehicle’s interior lights. He did this, police allege, so that his girlfriend and the other women could better see the autoer*tic activity.

When confronted by officers, Doxey denied pleasuring himself. However, this assertion was contradicted by items cops found in Doxey’s ride (use your imagination).

Doxey, whose car had been seen on prior nights parked outside the jail, was booked into the lockup on a felony indecent exposure charge.

What are the odds that the cops allowed Terry's lockup for indecent exposure to double as a conjugal visit with his jailed honey? That would've been a true Valentine's Day miracle.

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