Donald Trump recently chose Indiana Governor Mike Pence to be his running mate and Vice President if elected this November. Pence beat out Newt Gingrich and Chris Christie for the presumptive position, likely due to his expertise as a political insider with a wealth of knowledge of state and federal politics.
To celebrate the achievement, Pence sat down for a meal with his family at New York’s famed Katz’s Deli Roberta’s Pizzeria Delmonico’s Chili’s. While I agree that the southwestern chicken egg rolls are a delicious orgasm in the mouth, I would have expected Pence to dine finer in a city that has 18,000 restaurants.
You're in the world's dining capital and chose Chilis.
What should we read into this about your judgement? https://t.co/MlOa0pVZJn
— David Catanese (@davecatanese) July 16, 2016
Dang. Trump made you go to Chili's? He could have at least hooked you all up with a taco bowl from Trump Tower. https://t.co/17tFRNptz7
— Kevin Bianchi (@youvegotkev) July 17, 2016
Oh well, to each his own.
Nonetheless, a photo of Pence, his wife, and daughter is making the rounds on the internet, not for his lackluster choice in restaurants, but because his daughter may be a vampire.
You may have noticed that the mirror in the photo below taken at Chili’s does not show the reflection of Pence’s daughter.
Busy weekend in NY! Enjoying a quick dinner with the family at @Chilis. Looking forward to getting back to Indiana. pic.twitter.com/SUFjYcvQpH
— Mike Pence (@Mike_Pence) July 16, 2016
This optical illusion has the internet’s panties in a bunch.
The woman has no reflection. Explain.
— Tictoc H (@arktictoc) July 17, 2016
https://twitter.com/lawanholloway/status/754609385498939392
https://twitter.com/beastcoasthippy/status/754618989616238593
https://twitter.com/JimmySky/status/754502316334645248
– Where is the reflection of the woman in white? Does Chili's cause people to become vampires?!
— Assemblage 23 (@Assemblage_23) July 17, 2016
Obviously, Pence’s daughter is blocked entirely by her dad’s frame, but it’s only a matter of time before conspiracy theorists call for him to resign before he even begins. Can’t say I disagree, even the slim chance that this chick is a vampire is enough for me to jump off Team Pence. Something tells me that if Chris Christie took the same picture, we wouldn’t be able to see anyone in the restaurant. Get it? Because he’s fat. Whatever.
[h/t Some eCards]