Minnesota Bro Wrote a Spectacular Craigslist Ad for His Carpeted Coffee Table

By 07.31.12

Here is the ad from Craigslist:

This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.

As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.


Qualities of the table:
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.

The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.

Go here to see the ad.

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