‘Miserable Men Of Instagram’ Proves That Waiting For Women In A Mall Is A Fate Worse Than Death

“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” — Benjamin Franklin.

And the third certain is “women will take FOR FUCKING EVER when clothes shopping.” FOREVER. Forever 21 is named after the fact that at any point in a business day, 21 men will be waiting forever on one single couch in the middle of the store.

Since women will never stop shopping, and men will never stop agreeing to go along, the Miserable Men Instagram account will never run out of content.

Those were just a few favorites but check the entire account. I bet you or a bro you know is on there somewhere.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.