Mom Marries Her Son, They Split Up So Then Mom Gets Married To Daughter And Winds Up In Jail For Incest (No, Really)

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Dying alone may be terrifying, but is marrying your offspring really a viable option? That’s what one Patricia Ann Spann sought to find out after she married both her son and daughter, though not at the same time.

According to The Independent, Spann married her son back in 2008, however their marriage was annulled after 15 months with the reason stated on an affidavit being “incest.” Like this was some new-found fact he’d just found out – “Oh wait, banging your family is illegal? We’re going to birth children with six toes and three ears? Hm. Maybe I should’ve thought this through a little more.”

As for the reasoning behind her marriage to her daughter, 25-year-old Misty Velvet Dawn Spann (fun fact: the only other time you will read the words “velvet dawn” together are on a nametag at a strip club), it’s apparently still “unclear;” though she did tell officials that she was “unaware” that marrying your children is illegal even though her name isn’t listed on Misty’s birth certificate.

Both Misty and Patricia were booked into the Stephens County Jail in Duncan, Oklahoma.

[H/T The Independent]


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