Watch The Moment A Dude Busts In On His Cheating Wife Banging Another Guy On The Couch He Paid For

I would say that walking in on your soulmate banging another dude on your couch is a tragic circumstance, but judging by this dude’s calm demeanor, it seems that a mutual friend slapping skins with his wife was more of a relief than a catastrophe.

“Jason, I know you’re a good man, it’s all good, man.” = “Jason, I’ve been jerking off in the shower for years. I’d rather make love to a Rawlings baseball glove than my life partner. This was the best thing that could have happened. We should grab a beer sometime when you’re not fucking the mother of my child.”

“This is not going to be seen by anybody but the judge. You ain’t got to worry about nothing.” = “JK LOLOLOL.”

[h/t Mirror]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.