Hey look at this swordfish try to kill this diver. It’s okay to watch because the swordfish sucks at swordfishing. The angry swordfish charges at the diver and attempts to shish kebab the human, but he misses and spears the oxygen tank instead. Hahahahaa! What an idiot!
The crazy scene reportedly comes to us from Brazil where a diver was walking on the ocean floor in the darkness, except for the light of a torch. The swordfish’s long, flat bill slices right into the breathing equipment instead of his body.
What an asshole this swordfish is.
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