This Woman Drove To Orgy While Drunk. Brought Her Son Along. Attacked And Spit On Cops.

My mom once brought me to a Tupperware party when I was a young lad and it was a scarring moment. There were three hours of non-stop clucking about plastic locking containers and old ladies talking about menopause. And to boot I missed Game 2 of the New York Knicks 1993 playoff game against the Chicago Bulls where John Starks dunked all over Horace Grant and Michael Jordan. I’ve held a subtle grudge with my dear mother for the past 20 years. Like instead of the glossy, super sparkly $4 Mother’s Day card, I’d get her the cheap $1 card. But enough about me and my psychosis from my childhood, we’re here to learn about another atrocious mother.

Meet Heather Young, a 34-year-old mother from Chartiers, Pennsylvania. She was invited to partake in an orgy early Tuesday morning, however she’s a mother of a 7-year-old boy and she was intoxicated. Tough decision for Heather right there. She can’t just leave her son alone, but she really, really wants to get some of that multi-partner lovin’. Did she do the responsible thing and stay home to read her son some bedtime stories and call it a night? Fuck no. Heather threw caution to the wind and drove to apartment drunk AND brought her son to the sex party.

However things went awry when Young, who’s not exactly the next Miss America, arrived at an apartment to have sex with three other people. She got into a shouting match with Courtney Orgovan, 23, after an argument of her undressing in front of her juvenile son. Police arrived on the scene to discover a belligerent and drunk Young screaming in the corridor of the building.

Of course the Mother of the Year candidate resisted arrest and attacked cops. Once police finally secured Young in the police cruiser she then spit at an officer and tried to kick him while she was in the back seat. Well this just blows the idea that parents should be kids’ role models right out of the fucking water.

So let me get this straight, you drove to an orgy, while you were drunk, with your kid in the car, then got into a fight with another orgy participant, and when police officers arrived you started brawling with them as well as spitting on them? Just one combination of those irresponsible actions are rather disappointing in a mother, and yet this scumbag did them all.

Young was charged with multiple counts of aggravated assault, indecent exposure, child endangerment, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, reckless endangerment, resisting arrest and driving under the influence. Phew!

The unfortunate boy was handed over to his father, and Children & Youth Services is investigating the situation.

Turns out that Heather Young has a long list of arrests including a 2008 incident when police found Heather Young heavily inebriated in her car, which had two flat tires and was parked on a railroad track. Young’s then 8-month-old son was found in the front seat next to her. Smart parking spot.

In 2012, she was charged with child endangerment stemming from an altercation with the child’s father.

So today, I have forgiven my mother because I now realize that I may have overreacted a bit, and I could have had Heather Young as my mother.

[ObserverReporter]