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The strongest metal alloy in the world can not even compete with the unbreakable bond between a mother and her son. A mother’s unconditional love will protect her baby boy from any and all attacks even ones that include shoving writing utensils up their rectums and damning criticisms that their son’s testicles have unsavory odors wafting from them.
A very concerned mother walks to the residence of a boy who allegedly bullied her young son. Despite being out of breath, she immediately confronts the mom of the son and airs her dirty grievances.
“Your child has bullied my son, pulled my son’s pants down and stuck pencils in his butt.”
But, the other mother quickly butts in with a scathing accusation of her own.
“Your son has told my son that his balls smell like cheese.”
I don’t know for sure if these assertions are true, we would have to check the one boy’s drawings to see if they’re shitty or not. But, I would surmise that the boy uses a #2 pencil.
You never want to be the child who is unjustly branded as the “kid who’s balls smell like cheese” for the rest of your academic career. You’ll be forever provolone.
The one mom cracks after she realizes she is being recorded and slaps the phone out of the other mother’s hand. “Now I’m going to press charges for you smacking my phone, every bit of it,” says the mom who sounds like what I imagine the “Can I speak to your manager?” meme’s voice would sound like if it was a real person.
There are no winners in this shitstorm. Only a muenster would tell the entire class that a kid’s balls smell like cheese, and the pencil attack was pointless. On the bright side, at least ole Jarlsberg scrotum can milk a Halloween costume out of this whole ordeal.