Motorcycle Crashes Into Car On The Highway, Dude Lands On The Car’s Trunk And Rides Away Like A Boss

This motorcyclist needs to be thanking his lucky stars and stripes right now because he rode away, sitting on the trunk of a car, virtually unscathed. This happened after he PLOWED into the back of a car on the highway because they were driving like a fucking banshee.

Normally after rear-ending a car at that speed the motorcyclist would’ve gone flipping into the air and royally fucked themselves up, but not this time. This would’ve lead to some blood spattering on the highway, hours of cars backed up in a traffic jam, and a motorcyclist being airlifted to the nearest ICU.

However, in this freak accident, the dude managed to crash and stick the landing. He plopped right down on the car’s trunk and rode away like he was totally in control of the situation. If I didn’t just witness this shit go down with my own two eyeballs I’d think that what just went down was more likely a scene from an early 1980’s ninja movie than real life…But here we are.

According to Jalopnik, this all went down on Highway 5 in Tumwater, Washington. I was going to guess Oregon based on that ‘Deschutes’ highway sign they passed, but I would’ve guessed wrong.

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