Girl Wakes Up From Surgery, Mutters ‘My Butt Hole Hurts’, And She’s Definitely Going To Regret This Video

This is one of those videos where you see the title and you have a mini-crisis. You want to click it, but you know if you do click then you’re just going to end up seeing (or hearing) something that will leave scars on your brain. But ultimately you’re healthy intellectual curiosity gets the best of you and you click that video titled ‘my butt hole hurts’ only to see a girl being filmed as she awakes from surgery, talks about how her chocolate starfish is in pain, and then rips a fart that’d make Larry the Cable Guy blush.

That one, well, that fart she CANNOT blame on the dog. Not only is there video evidence, but that video is already being shared all across the world wide web.

I have to admit: when I woke up today I did not think within just a few hours that I’d be blogging a video featuring some girl ripping farts after surgery and talking about her butt hole. But here we are. Some days the blogging game is easy, the content lands in your lap. Other days you have to take the red pill and see how deep that rabbit hole goes. You just start clicking and see where you end up, and before you know it something like this comes along that stops you in your tracks and you’re left thinking ‘how’d I get here? How do I get out?’ And the only way to get out of that Internet K-Hole is to blog yourself out. You have to type out the things you’ve seen on your weird trek across the Internet, and share the scars you’ve picked up along the way. That is the only way to begin the healing process.

And for those of you scratching your heads thinking ‘why does this feel so familiar?’ It might be because you’ve seen this video before:


[Reddit]